So Dave and I have a working theory that goes something like this: There are certain phrases that should they come out of your mouth...you're a douchebag. Right now we've got three...
I'm a cage fighter.
My favorite philosopher...
I'd call myself a theologian.
I'm soliciting nominations for further induction. My first survey-discuss, my glorious hobo colleagues.
5 comments:
"I'm what you'd call a 'social drinker.'"
"My friends..."
"I am a poet"...Cousin of mine married a guy who began his vows at the wedding that way. CDB.
Confirmed Douchebag
Irish car bomb.
I love bingo.
I'm so faded.
Fire up a bowl.
let's play hacky sack.
don't i know you from somewhere?
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