Hanlon's Razor

Tabs open in my three Firefox windows.


www.gmail.com

http://www.blogger.com/post-create

http://www.rpol.net/game.cgi?gi=39364&date=1257917745

https://wave.google.com

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Title#Professional_titles

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Occitan_cross

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ba%C3%ACo

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vergonha

http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&client=firefox-a&rls=org.mozilla%3Aen-US%3Aofficial&
hs=Apk&q=commer%C3%A7ants+in+english&aq=f&oq=&aqi=

http://www.rpol.net/display.cgi?gi=39364&ti=5&date=1257880302

http://listen.grooveshark.com/#/playlist/Querealist/18658933

http://www.xs4all.nl/~fwb/rgbmars.html

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Inferno_%28Doctor_Who%29

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_eponyms

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scientific_laws_named_after_people

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wine_bottle#Sizes

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Group_dynamics

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Entity

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Entity_class

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Darian_calendar

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Adages_named_after_people

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_paradoxes

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scientific_phenomena_named_after_people

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Chinese_criminal_organizations

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Raven_paradox

Howl

I need a break. A break from magic future bullshit. It's eating me alive, from my head on out.

If you're not watching Glenn Beck...

You're missing one of the great spectacles of the 21st century. I mean it-he's incredible. 2PM and 11PM weekdays on FOX News. Check it out.

Last Chance

"And it looks like, yes, the skies are opening up...and, yes...yes...it's raining fire. No, no wait...it's fiery jaguars. That's right, jaguars. Late model too. Looks like it's the apocalypse, and the aztecs were right."

Lithium Tuesday and the Season of Spiders

Abandoning the real for the surreal and the ur-real. Tiers and jodhpurs and nonsense nonsense nonsense. It's the post-post-ironic era, did you know that? The Age of Nonsense, and I will be your harbinger and herald. This is the Season of Spiders, Plaid Wednesday, the year I learn to love persimmons.

I leave so many bits behind, shards of odd scattered in the streets and in my wake. Try not to cut yourselves-they're bits of me, and I'm fucking sharp.

Eato mutata resurgo.

Gerard de Nerval

Je suis le Tenebreux, -le Veuf-, l'inconsole,
Le prince d'Aquitaine a la tour abolie:

Ma seule etoile est morte, -et mon luth constelle
Porte le Soleil noir de la Melancolie.

Ghetto

Down at the laundromat, contemplating my doom.

Wizardz Paste

My computer's spell check hates me. All red lines-not right!, it screams. There are twenty-four on the screen when I Alt+Tab over. But it's not that I can't spell. I can fucking spell. It's that my spell check has no idea what I'm talking about(just like the meat world). Here are some examples from the aforementioned page...

ferrier
cyberbrain
Lojban
Nemorensis
areography
Apollinaris
Mercurii
fane

Some of you know what this is about. Those of you who don't, I propose a game. Tell me what you think all those words add up to.

Pumpkin Bunker

Say it out loud-it's worth it.

My roommate described to me once, the sensation he had when he was stressed out, upset, chewing on something. Like you do. He told me that he got so bored with himself.

That never would have occurred to me. Never. Speaks to our differences. Nonetheless...

I am so fucking bored right now.