Things that happened last night...
My new neighbor, who is puissant and awesome, rode a unicycle up and down my street in the rain-slick darkness.
The fireworks I so half-assedly tried to light off in celebration shot me in the face (I'm fine-I'm invulnerable)
I was brought a host of home-made jams and jellies that they were getting rid of because they'd been made by someone who turned out to be a pedophile.
And Barack Obama was elected President of the United States. Thanks to all the fine and remarkable people who spent the election with me-I had a marvelous time sharing an historic moment, and I'm glad to have played host to so many great folks. Yes, we did.
My new neighbor, who is puissant and awesome, rode a unicycle up and down my street in the rain-slick darkness.
The fireworks I so half-assedly tried to light off in celebration shot me in the face (I'm fine-I'm invulnerable)
I was brought a host of home-made jams and jellies that they were getting rid of because they'd been made by someone who turned out to be a pedophile.
And Barack Obama was elected President of the United States. Thanks to all the fine and remarkable people who spent the election with me-I had a marvelous time sharing an historic moment, and I'm glad to have played host to so many great folks. Yes, we did.
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